i've never seen a chipmunk in my life i think its just squirrels. i dont think theyre real its probably hampster. what's a good book you've read recently?w
i’m obsessed with this ask
the is how animal crossing villagers would talk if they were human
why are hummingbirds so dumb
The Holy Trinity
i see no difference
I laughed way too hard
*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?
Wait I’m sorry I mean no disrespect but are you not going by P***y A** anymore? (Not Pussy Ass)
I’m trying to think of a joke response that’s even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I can’t. It doesn’t exist.
I was so fucking torn between these two answers
Can you hear me sobbing
Omfg who made this where is this from???
God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩
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